A Prayer for The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me becareful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work ...

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

And help me to remember ...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and

only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

ps: dear God, please dont make it come true for me, even when I'm fully stressed ;-)